January 2012
254 posts
December 2011
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Watchputterbungle:
melissatheamazing:
In lieu of all the shit I have put my wonderful followers through tonight, I give you this magnificent mindfuck.
Enjoy.
oh my fucking wat
pictures of cats staring wistfully into the...
pudgykitties:
striderprovider:
dorothy-cotton:
Parents texting
Mom: How ru?
Me: I just woke up
Mom:
Me: You sent a blank message
Mom: Sorry im lame
the dangers of hardcore music →
bodyxcount:
defeaterr:
best read omg.
Hahahaha
THANK YOU BASED GOD #SWAG
Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive — and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Uninstalled WoW
My heart just sank a bit, but my hard drive isn’t complaining
I've been playing Skyrim for 8 hours
And I still haven’t heard the famous “arrow to the knee” comment
I really need to stop letting people use the shit...
Ugh
imjustaboywithadream:
oh shit do you know what tomorrow is
new camera day for thousands of fucking morons
which means fucking thousands pictures of sepia tinted pictures of eyes and lawn chairs
so much this
My mom ate all the Lox
iliterallydontsmokeanyweed:
lost-inthestars asked: chocolate frosting is gross. lol.
First post from my new MacBook
gnarbroski:
Her name’s Vlad, and she’s super cute. Jelly?
No because Macbooks are pieces of shit except for maybe video editing. Enjoy paying at least 500 dollars for a label.
so,
rogue-squadron:
obama is going to end up with another term.
either that or the worlds coming to its end
everyone, LITERALLY EVERYONE
running for office, is a complete fucking idiot.
Good thing that Donald Trump said, if he thinks the GOP candidate is a complete fucking idiot (all of them) he’s going to run independently.
WatchThis is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life
God I love how fucking angry people get online
Like seriously if you’re getting pissed at people you don’t even know in person judging you, please off yourselves so we don’t have to deal with your shitty genes in the gene pool
So a plumber just came to my house
And he told me that I left a blunt wrapper on the ground accidentally and he asks me if I like to smoke blunts, and he said “me too man, just looking out for you”
I wanna be a plumber
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